Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
girl soldier is pulled in a pond by horny mermaids
uuhh this description sounds like a porno ahahah
drew this while i was waiting for food :0~~
(Source: stephaniepepper)
no really i’m funny i swear please stay
i have two moods:
- touch me
- don’t fucking touch me
(Source: cheerupsmelly)
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
Yes.
With a sweet voice and smell of skin and I wanna play with her hair and have us hold one another…. Ahhhhh
friends
Accurate.
Life.
Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
Dumbledore: 30 points go to Griffindor for Harry's breathing techniques
(Source: smarticles101)
I, old sport, don’t, old sport, understand, old sport, your accent, old sport