Fox News’ Greg Gutfeld, discussing Bachmann’s proposal to drill in the Everglades.
The Everglades are a liberal conspiracy.
BUT THERE ISN’T OIL EVERYWHERE YOU FUCKING MORON! IT’S NOT LIKE YOU JUST DIG A HOLE AND, “OH LOOKY THERE!, FUCKIN’ OIL! I NEVER KNEW!”
I grew up in an oil-producing area. I had friends whose parents were geologists and oilfield workers that spent long fucking hours looking for oil deposits to drill. Saying, “Oh, we will drill the Everglades/Alaska/Gulf of Mexico and get lots of oil and then everything will be cheap and consumer friendly!” understands nothing about the oil business, international energy futures/speculation, and basic supply-and-demand economics.
Not only do you espouse a dangerously simplified version of capitalistic economic thinking, you fucking fail it and basic resource conservation! You are a horrible person and your “just drill there!” idiocy shows why you should not be a part of the public conversation on energy policy. Go away, the grown-ups need to talk.
GO AWAY. THE GROWN-UPS NEED TO TALK.
Sean Hannity, defending the medical coverage of male enhancement products, while insisting that birth control is not “a women’s health issue” and should not be covered by insurance without co-pays.
Pregnancy, however, is
a medical condition liberal propaganda.
Bill O’Reilly, classily linking insurance coverage of birth control without co-pays with high unemployment rates.
Breast-feeding stuff, the death of the American economy.